25th Birthday or Great Business Desicion? You decide.

Back in 2006, I threw my boyfriend at the time (let’s call him…uh, Whippy) a birthday party at Dragon Bar in SF but was OF COURSE disappointed when they only gave me 30 for the guest list (when clearly I would need 70) that I had to take immediate action to raise the list size! Email below…

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Karen! I am so excited about Saturday Night! It is going to be so amazing and I know that Whippy is going to love it. I already have 30 people who are confirmed, and many more clawing to get on the list. I know that you’re trying, and I just wanted to let you know that anything you can do to bump up the numbers would be greatly appreciated.

Some incentive…most of the list so far comprises of girls who lo

ve to party and dance suggestively with unknown men. Most of the “waiting list” is of the same brand of female, so really, increasing the list will only bump up the number of pretty frisky girls who will be at Dragon Bar. Plus, since most of them don’t have boyfriends, they are freshly wounded by being all alone

Valentine’s day and likely looking to comfort themselves by drinking cosmos and taking whatever steps necessary to be reassured that they are not, in fact, repulsive to the other sex. Then, all the men there will wise-up to the fact that the women suffer from low self-esteem and start buying them lots of drinks in hopes of wooing them. That means Dragon Bar makes more $$$ on alcohol sales, girls ge

t drunker, boys get happier, everyone loves Dragon Bar, people come back multiple times… You make millions! All because you increased the size of the guest list. Look at you, Karen…you’re sure to get a huge raise for such brilliant thinking!

Thanks Karen! I hope to hear from you soon.

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OK. Ready for this? Fast forward 5 years and let me tell you what. Not one but TWO of the couples who STARTED dating that night have made it down the aisle! What’s up now, forsight? Did you miss me?

BOOM!